Call me Kit: Hufflepuff, band geek, English nerd, moviegoer, book lover, and TV addict. This here blog thing will be mostly me fangirling, with some personal bits thrown in. Welcome, all.

 

queerpunkhamlet:

a production of hamlet where ophelia and laertes are genderqueer twins and impersonate each other all the goddamn time and hamlet’s slept with both of them separately a bunch of times and when he gets to the pants it’s always a sort of “what’s in the box this time” kind of surprise

God and nature intended you for a missionary’s wife. It is not personal, but mental endowments they have given you: you are formed for labour, not for love. A missionary’s wife you must—shall be. You shall be mine: I claim you—not for my pleasure, but for my Sovereign’s service.

BTW, in case you’d forgotten how big of a jerk St. John was (and I had, because Simon really isn’t that bad, just incredibly stupid when it comes to personal relationships), there’s this line, too. (via sara-wrote-this)

flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

a-p-h-belarus:

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

now i can kill ppl and know what im killing them with thank you

saxifraga-x-urbium:

nothingbutthedreams:

febricant:

this is a modern cinematic masterpiece

I will cage fight dissenters

Most excellent film.

quality storyteller from start to finish

(Source: firstenchanters)

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

(Source: smalldisgruntledcorgi)